So you just come twaddling into my universe wanting to make all nicey nicey after all this temporal time. You say you're a "changed man because you've been married". Well isn't that special. Let me tell you about really long term time marriage. It's turned me into the Monster Goddess from The Void. And oh boy, is she in rage. How does she stoke that flaming hot anger that could make lesser planets vanish? She writes letters to her offenders. Blindingly time twisted rants fueled by the most anti matter she can acquire. And yes she does send them. They hit. Because she has learnt that words are the most important tool at her disposal. Let the court of the Monster Goddess from The Void begin. The offender is on trial.
Lets look back into the time vortex to see the offender's deeds. Why would the Monster Goddess ever consider letting such a snagwipe lowlife back into her universe? Why indeed.
Consider the evidence. Once way back long ago and far away you were considered "friend". The responsibility of "friend" entails a great deal of "trust". Perhaps the Monster Goddess was naive in those faraway days. Perhaps she believed that her "friends" would never do things to hurt her, her vaunted family or her universe. The Monster Goddess knows better now. Much better. Back to the evidence. "The Hrant of Past Days" shows the trust I bestowed in said "friend" on many occasions to watch over her universe and all the entities who share them. He was to "take care" of those entities, allowed to use the tools and comforts the universe provided but was also required to leave them in their former location unabused when said "friend" ejected himself.
Occasion one: On one return, the Monster Goddess was shocked to find that one of her treasured creatures called "cat, sub term Bob" was absent from her universe. Cat, sub term Bob was not the type of creature to want to escape the universe into the cold world of the outer galaxy. Said "friend" said he "left the front door open and he must have escaped". The Monster Goddess found that to be hinky at the time because if that were true, other creature cat sub term Lucy who had a fondness for excursions to the outer galaxy would also be missing. It took the Monster Goddess temporal time a month and a half to coax cat sub term Bob back into her universe, where he remained a neurotic wreck to the end of his cat sub term Bob existence. The Monster Goddess only hopes cat sub term Bob has found a planet to his liking, where no more "supposed friends" toss him out to hostile invaders.
Occasion Two: Upon another return from other time travels, the Monster Goddess found her clothing in complete disarray. She can only imagine what said "friend" found interesting in there, him being a large human, much larger than the size of coverings. Or was said "friend" allowing other females access to the Monster Goddess' wardrobe? Very suspect.
Occasion Who knows how many times? Said "friend" has a horrible habit of not paying currency for items at retail establishments. That is said "friend's" bad karma. But to do it when being accompanied by other people including the Monster Goddess' DAUGHTER, is truly pissifying. I am sending fireballs even as I write these words
The FINAL Occasion: Said "friend" decided that a stylus tool was more important for him to own than to stay in the Monster Goddess universe and made the husband of the Monster Goddess have to purchase a new one. And to add much hurt to the issue, said "friend" LIED when he pretended to find the stylus behind a desk when it was really up his sleeve. HOW STUPID DOES SAID "FRIEND" THINK THE MONSTER GODDESS IS??? (Monster Goddess is sending Daleks and Cybermen to wreak major havoc and purify her universe's borders from said "friend's" lingering putridity)
VERDICT: You will never have the honour of being welcome in the Monster Goddess's universe again. Every bridge you cross, whether it be physical or cyber, you destroy. Rest assured that you will be relegated to a planet where you are not forgotten, No, your legacy is guaranteed to be permanent in space and time. As people all over the galaxy remember and maybe even laugh about "THE SHIT YOU DID TO THEM".
END ENTRY. Return to universe. Shift parameters. No more thought of said "friend".
Lets look back into the time vortex to see the offender's deeds. Why would the Monster Goddess ever consider letting such a snagwipe lowlife back into her universe? Why indeed.
Consider the evidence. Once way back long ago and far away you were considered "friend". The responsibility of "friend" entails a great deal of "trust". Perhaps the Monster Goddess was naive in those faraway days. Perhaps she believed that her "friends" would never do things to hurt her, her vaunted family or her universe. The Monster Goddess knows better now. Much better. Back to the evidence. "The Hrant of Past Days" shows the trust I bestowed in said "friend" on many occasions to watch over her universe and all the entities who share them. He was to "take care" of those entities, allowed to use the tools and comforts the universe provided but was also required to leave them in their former location unabused when said "friend" ejected himself.
Occasion one: On one return, the Monster Goddess was shocked to find that one of her treasured creatures called "cat, sub term Bob" was absent from her universe. Cat, sub term Bob was not the type of creature to want to escape the universe into the cold world of the outer galaxy. Said "friend" said he "left the front door open and he must have escaped". The Monster Goddess found that to be hinky at the time because if that were true, other creature cat sub term Lucy who had a fondness for excursions to the outer galaxy would also be missing. It took the Monster Goddess temporal time a month and a half to coax cat sub term Bob back into her universe, where he remained a neurotic wreck to the end of his cat sub term Bob existence. The Monster Goddess only hopes cat sub term Bob has found a planet to his liking, where no more "supposed friends" toss him out to hostile invaders.
Occasion Two: Upon another return from other time travels, the Monster Goddess found her clothing in complete disarray. She can only imagine what said "friend" found interesting in there, him being a large human, much larger than the size of coverings. Or was said "friend" allowing other females access to the Monster Goddess' wardrobe? Very suspect.
Occasion Who knows how many times? Said "friend" has a horrible habit of not paying currency for items at retail establishments. That is said "friend's" bad karma. But to do it when being accompanied by other people including the Monster Goddess' DAUGHTER, is truly pissifying. I am sending fireballs even as I write these words
The FINAL Occasion: Said "friend" decided that a stylus tool was more important for him to own than to stay in the Monster Goddess universe and made the husband of the Monster Goddess have to purchase a new one. And to add much hurt to the issue, said "friend" LIED when he pretended to find the stylus behind a desk when it was really up his sleeve. HOW STUPID DOES SAID "FRIEND" THINK THE MONSTER GODDESS IS??? (Monster Goddess is sending Daleks and Cybermen to wreak major havoc and purify her universe's borders from said "friend's" lingering putridity)
VERDICT: You will never have the honour of being welcome in the Monster Goddess's universe again. Every bridge you cross, whether it be physical or cyber, you destroy. Rest assured that you will be relegated to a planet where you are not forgotten, No, your legacy is guaranteed to be permanent in space and time. As people all over the galaxy remember and maybe even laugh about "THE SHIT YOU DID TO THEM".
END ENTRY. Return to universe. Shift parameters. No more thought of said "friend".
